May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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