He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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