Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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