I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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