On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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