So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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