She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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