did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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