Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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