I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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