Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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