its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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