If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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