That's intense
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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