in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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