I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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