There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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