Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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