its not stalking. its research.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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