Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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