I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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