so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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