i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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