This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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