ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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