that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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