I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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