Tell her she can't have a vagina
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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