I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
