that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i drank out of a bidet.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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