i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Randomize
