I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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