Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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