you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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