Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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