Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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