Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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