I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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