Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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