Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
