you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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