I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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