You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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