yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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