Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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