Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
