What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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