Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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