This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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