??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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