Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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