Don't you send me to vm
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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