So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
