mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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