I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You took a bar mat shot.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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