i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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