You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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