Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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